GROUPON GUIDE TO CHICAGO

Top Holiday Concerts for When You're Sick of Singing Along to Mariah Carey in the Car

BY: Collin Brennan | Nov 25, 2013

Within the coming weeks, an endless barrage of holiday music will flood Chicago’s airwaves and concert venues, reminding listeners once again of the icicle-thin line between tradition and torment. But before you contemplate roasting your radio on an open fire, check out our list of holiday concerts that appeal to anyone sick of the season’s clichés. For the Hyper-Caffeinated Churchgoer: "Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals" with Rainbow Rhythms at Schubas If you’ve ever wondered what a southern gospel choir might sound like if its members were all cyborgs with metronomic hearts, Schuba’s has an early Christmas gift for you. The members of Rainbow Rhythms take their worship seriously, but that doesn’t stop them from letting loose during their frenetic live shows. The band’s bass-heavy electronic thump is a match made in heaven with Schubas' cathedral-like acoustics. But don’t let the religious undertones deter you—dancers of all ages and denominations are welcome. (3159 N. Southport Ave. Sunday, December 1, at 6 p.m. Admission: $12 advance; $15 at the door.)

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For the Classically Inclined: Handel’s Messiah at the University of Chicago's Rockefeller Memorial Chapel We talked at length about the neo-Gothic Rockefeller Memorial Chapel in our feature on the Hyde Park Jazz Festival, but the venue’s magnificent stone walls, vaulted mosaic ceiling, and stained-glass windows warrant a second look. Fortunately, the first week of December presents an ideal opportunity to take that look during the evening performance of Handel’s Messiah. A Hyde Park tradition since 1930, this year’s incarnation of the beloved oratorio draws on the combined vocal talents of the University Chorus, Motel Choir, and Rockefeller Chapel Choir. (5850 S. Woodlawn Ave. Friday, December 6, at 8 p.m. Admission: $5–$45.) For Bickering Family Members: "Duke It Out: Dueling Nutcrackers" at Nichols Concert Hall The holidays have always been a time for generations of family members to come together and argue about whose music is better. The Music Institute of Chicago honors this age-old tradition of infighting with Duke It Out: Dueling Nutcrackers, a musical death match that pits the classical Tchaikovsky Nutcracker against Duke Ellington’s updated version. Between the two shows (one at 10 a.m., the other at 11:45 a.m.), kids can play with the instruments at the Music Institute’s Petting Zoo while parents weigh in on the duel with members of the faculty and staff. (1490 Chicago Ave., Evanston. Saturday, December 7, at 10 a.m. and 11:45 a.m. Admission: $5 minimum donation.)

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For the Folk-Loving Feminist: "The Second Annual Woman Power Holiday Show" with Liza Day at Schubas Schuba’s continues its slate of holiday shows with a benefit concert for Deborah’s Place, Chicago’s largest provider of supportive housing for women in need. Leading the fundraising charge is Liza Day, an alt-country songwriter who fittingly takes her stage name from social activist Dorothy Day. She looks to more obscure sources for her musical influences, pulling her deadpan vocal delivery from Appalachian folk and her magnetic stage presence from traditional gospel and soul. Day shares the bill with two similarly strong-voiced women in Diana Lawrence (Diana and the Dishes) and Lady Laura. (3159 N. Southport Ave. Sunday, December 8, at 8 p.m. Admission: $10 advance; $15 at the door.) For the Hipster with a Heart of Gold: Notes and Bolts Toy Drive with Sister Crystals, Peekaboos, Coffin Ships, and The Iceberg at The Empty Bottle The Empty Bottle will have a full bag of presents to pass out to Chicago’s children this holiday season, thanks to an ambitious toy drive sponsored by local vinyl and cassette label Notes and Bolts. For much of the year, the label—which describes itself as “67% DIY and 100% independent”—focuses on unearthing the weird and the spectacular within Chicago’s music scene. Four of its most recent finds will take the stage at the first annual toy drive, including lo-fi rockers Peekaboos and the sweet and shoegazy Sister Crystals. (1035 N. Western Ave. Tuesday, December 10, at 9 p.m. Admission: $5 or free with a toy donation.) For the Grown-Up Charlie Brown: Beer and Carols at Maria’s Packaged Goods & Community Bar Drinking several pints of barrel-aged stout or smoked porter won’t stop you from slipping out of tune, but it might stop you from noticing when you do. That’s the idea at Beer and Carols, an evening of haphazard caroling held on the enclosed patio of Maria’s Packaged Goods & Community Bar. Guests aged 21+ are invited to sing and play along on their own instruments, but let’s be honest—Maria’s nearly 500 craft beers are the real draw on what promises to be a chilly December night. (960 W. 31st St. Thursday, December 12, at 8 p.m. No cover.)

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For Scrooges, Gay or Straight: Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus Presents "Making Spirits Bright" You might have heard that Illinois recently became the 16th state to legalize same-sex marriage. As if the Chicago Gay Men’s Chorus needed another reason to be over-the-top jubilant this holiday season. To celebrate its 30th anniversary, the group will sing a grand total of 30 songs: 10 that reprise its most popular holiday moments, 10 created for the occasion by artistic director Patrick Sinozich, and 10 never-before-heard tunes that are destined to be hits. (Various locations. Weekends through December 15. Admission: $20–$50.) For the Cultural Historian: Irish Christmas in America at The Old town School of Folks Music For such a small island, Ireland has made a disproportionately large contribution to world music. The gifts keep on coming this holiday season, courtesy of the ninth annual Irish Christmas in America show at the Old Town School of Folk Music. The wildly popular show is produced by Oisín Mac Diarmada, who also lends his fiddling talents to the ensemble. While Diarmada and his fellow musicians do an admirable job weaving Irish humor and history into their performance, the highlight of this year’s incarnation is the return of stunning vocal group Lumiere. (Maurer Hall, 4544 N. Lincoln Ave. Wednesday, December 18, at 8 p.m. Admission: $25 general admission; $23 for members.) Photos: Timothy Burkhart, Groupon (Rockefeller Chapel); Bethany Tayler (Liza Day); Kat Fitzgerald (Gay Men's Chorus)

BY: Collin Brennan

Guide Staff Writer

Collin is a senior editor and a staff writer for Consequence of Sound. He self-publishes zines and moderates writing workshops for The Chicago Publishers Resource Center (CHI PRC).