Without an occasional treat, faces may become contorted, unleash embarrassing screams, and devour candy bars straight from the grocery store shelf. Tame wild countenances with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour facial (up to a $60 value) at 2Waves Day Spa with locations in Essex and Kingsville.

The professionals at 2Waves Day Spa deftly pamper patrons with an array of salon services including a rejuvenating, one-hour facial. Ensconced in a private room, expertly trained aestheticians cleanse, tone, and exfoliate insipid complexions according to individual skin issues such as dry, oily, or covered in chocolate pudding. A series of extractions evict unwelcome dirt from pores, prompting skin to host decadent parties in their newly-spacious digs. Hot towels and a luxurious face mask soothe visages exhausted by excessive smiling and fish faces, as cranial knots untie with a tension-taming scalp massage, and hard-working hands spring back to prime high-fiving form after a digitally de-stressing massage. Epidermises leave 2Waves Day Spa feeling rejuvenated and glowing like a black-lit blossom, garnering admiring glances from friends, family, and passing dermatologists.

Though 2Waves Day Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.