A good bartender always has advice for their customer's problems, which is why it's best not to bartend in a particle-physics lab or prison. Hone your listening ear with today's Groupon to ABC Bartending, good for its two locations in San Leandro and Mountain View. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get a four-hour mixology class (a $150 value).
• For $167, you get 40 hours of training to become a certified bartender (a $334 value).

Learn how to mix, stir, and shake inside ABC's brand-new facility under the tutelage of experienced instructors. During the four-hour mixology course, you'll learn the basics of alcoholic alchemy, blending liquors and mixers into sippable sensations. Or, over the course of 40 knowledge-soaked hours, bartenders-to-be will receive extensive instruction and hands-on practice. All ABC grads enjoy a lifetime of free refresher courses, job-placement assistance, and access to a Cheers dimension that currently, due to spatial fluctuations, contains only Cliff Clavins.

REVIEWS

Yelpers give the ABC Bartending School in San Leandro an average of four stars:

• The school itself is a bar environment setting so it is quite useful and the teachers are AWESOME. – Eileen Z.
• But really, it's a great thing to do whether it's to get a job or just for fun with some friends. – Gabriel H.