Without computers, humans would still be storing photos in albums, writing letters on paper, and spending long nights in the woods hunting elusive emoticons. Save shelf space, paper, and time with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a computer diagnostic, cleaning, and performance upgrade at Alaska Computer Support (a $239.99 value).

Servicing both Macs and PCs, Alaska Computer Support speeds sluggish machines by investigating problems, implementing solutions, and ensuring functionality. A carefully attended diagnostic will help determine whether a computer's problems are the result of a virus, slow software, or just historically poor solitaire skills. Solution-driven digital doctors will remove viruses, clean hardware, and streamline software, helping computer companions run as reliably and quickly as when they were first hatched. Physical repair of damaged computer parts is not included, though Alaska Computer Support will provide a free estimate of the additional cost to solve the problem. Repair work is guaranteed; if your computer is not fixed properly the first time, Alaska Computer Support will repair it for free.