Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon at Anti-Aging Center in Monte Cristo Plaza. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a "power wrap" body wrap (up to a $140 value).
• For $49, you get a microdermabrasion and hydrating eye treatment (a $120 value).

The certified aestheticians at Anti-Aging Center buttress worn down human forms with facials, anti-aging clinics, and body treatments. Clients who choose the power wrap lie in a warmed, high-tech cocoon in which far infrared technology accosts the body with a salutary barrage of minerals and light signals. Designed to reduce cellulite, anxiety, pain, fibromyalgia, and to detoxify cells, the treatment has been described as relaxing and highly beneficial to personal health, similar to chewing on medical textbooks. Alternately, a microdermabrasion treatment works as an aesthetician assiduously sloughs away dead skin cells with a DiamondTome Wand (a $95 value). A hydrating eye treatment (a $25 value) supervenes, leaving seeing apparatuses fresh and moist, like a pre-dawn summer yard that has the ability to see.