What You'll Get
Like a treehouse, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a 30-day membership, which includes unlimited boot camp classes, at Anytime Fitness in Geneva (a $180 value).
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and 512 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie-burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a 30-day membership (a $135 value including $100 enrollment fee), which equips bodies with enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to make them fit enough to run a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud. Brawnier bodies emerge after 30 days of unlimited boot camp classes, where small troops meander through circuit trainings that target upper body, lower body, and the core to support strength training and cardiovascular fitness concurrently, much like running in a suit made of paperweights (a $45 value).
Anytime Fitness provides members with a security key fob that grants unlimited access, and its open schedule makes sure there are no excuses not to get in shape, unlike its competitor, Nevertime Fitness, which only opens its single Barrow, Alaska location during solar eclipses.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 8/3/11, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Non-transferable. Key deposit required; refunded at end of 30 days. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Anytime Fitness Geneva
The quaint shops and eateries of Geneva’s downtown district lie just beyond the wall-to-wall windows of Anytime Fitness’s 24-hour facility, creating a scenic backdrop to individual workout regimens and group classes. After tussling with free weights or accelerating heartbeats on Precor cardio machines equipped with their own built-in TVs. They can also take advantage of one-on-one advice and motivation with personal-training sessions. When not in the presence of trainers, patrons can still access meal plans, track their workouts, and share success stories with friends in the online ActivTrax platform or in members-only tree forts. Patrons working to rehabilitate injuries can also take advantage of onsite massage and chiropractic treatments.