Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon for two-month gym membership packages to Anytime Fitness. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get a two-month gym membership package to Anytime Fitness in East Lansing (a $303.97 total value) that includes the following:
- Two-month gym membership (an $89.98 value)
- 10 group fitness classes (an $80 value)
- One-year Anytime Health account (a $99 value)
- Waived security-activation fee (a $34.99 value)
- Two-month gym membership (an $89.98 value)
- For $39, you get a two-month gym membership package to Anytime Fitness in Haslett (a $205 total value) that includes the following:
- Two-month gym membership (an $80 value)
- Two-months of unlimited group fitness classes (a $60 value)
- Two-month unlimited tanning membership (a $30 value)
- Waived security-activation fee (a $35 value)
- Two-month gym membership (an $80 value)
Anytime Fitness, as the name suggests, is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year with nonstop security. Novice calorie burners and ripped Michelangelo models alike can take advantage of a two-month membership, which grants bodies access to enough treadmills, cycles, elliptical machines, and weights to train them to run a marathon inside a swimming pool filled with mud. Clients at the East Lansing location can monitor the progress of their fat-frying and muscle-mass-magnifying sessions through their one-year accounts on Anytime Health, an online community that helps users to track workouts, plan meals, and share exercise tips. Members at the Haslett locale can also take advantage of Anytime Fitness's tanning services, giving their newly hardened bodies the bronze glow of a Greek god's first pair of baby shoes.
New members at both locations also have net access to Anytime Fitness's group fitness classes, which include high-intensity boot-camp courses and spinning sessions. Students stretch their way through barre exercises during core barre sessions that blend ballet, yoga, and Pilates to improve cores so limbs don’t secede in search of a stronger central gastrointestinal government.