Like a tree house, a gym never lets nonmembers inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a 30-day VIP membership to Anytime Fitness (up to a $160 total value). Today’s deal is valid at your choice of one of 26 Milwaukee-area locations. The membership includes the following:
- 30 days of 24-hour gym access (up to a $40 value)
- 30 days of tanning (a $20 value)
- One fitness assessment (a $100 value)<p>
Anytime Fitness welcomes exercisers to a securely locked workout haven 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. Each location equips bodies with enough treadmills, stationary bikes, and weight machines to train them to run a marathon in a swimming pool filled with mud. Elliptical machines help visitors trace low-impact circles with their feet, and dumbbells enable them to perform bicep curls and rousing renditions of “Silver Bells.” Gym members can run, stretch, and lift with maximum efficacy as friendly staffers shower them with encouragement and equipment-safety tips. Today’s deal also treats bodies to 30 days of tanning and a complimentary fitness assessment, which helps individuals set goals for their workouts and track their progress toward becoming a newspaper reporter that moonlights as a circus strongman.
Anytime Fitness
Anytime Fitness, which boasts 2,398 clubs in North America, makes it easier for average folks to etch out time for exercise by doing one simple thing: staying open 24 hours a day for 365 days a year. As fitness seekers challenge themselves on cardio and Hammer Strength machines and hoist Iron Grip free weights in clean, well-stocked facilities, security monitoring ensures they’re safe and producing enough sweat to meet official government standards. Members can also ramp up their exercise regimens with the help of Anytime Fitness’s staff of personal trainers, who demonstrate moves and sling motivating tips. After workouts, guests can shower in the private restrooms or hop into one of the tanning booths available 24 hours a day.