Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-day rock-climbing trip, including rental equipment, with Apex Adventure Alliance (up to a $95 value).
Apex Adventure Alliance sponsors year-round outdoor events from local ski trips to trail treks in Kenya. Today's Groupon nets buyers a spot on a rock-climbing trip led by one of Apex's nationally certified guides. Launching off at 9 a.m., the six- to seven-hour trip traverses either Governor Dodge State Park or Devil's Lake, both located in southern Wisconsin. Throughout the journey, climbers of all levels will scale cliffs and wander throughout gorgeous gorges in search of untapped sources of adrenal excitement. Shoes, a protective helmet, and a harness are all provided.