What You'll Get
In the Middle Ages, a valet de chambre tended to royal personages, sorting majestic robes and parallel parking sports cars with equal aplomb. Live like a mighty medieval motorist with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one night of valet parking on Miami Beach from Beachsports Valet (a $39 value).
Miami motorists will drop their horseless car off at the Royal Palm Resort, where Beachsports Valet's team of expert car-corrallers will Tetris the automobiles into tessellations aesthetically pleasing to both valet and vehicle. After the valets tuck the cars in and kiss them each goodnight, the autos will dream sweet dreams of orange-scented oil changes and toffee-flavored tune-ups.
While the car slumbers in Beachsports Valet's comforting embrace, its driver and passengers can take advantage of the South Beach lifestyle within walking distance of the Royal Palm Resort. Scores of bars and clubs dot the sandy shoreline, as do a number of Dan Marino impersonators.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Gratuity not included. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.