Every golf course goes through a rebellious phase, sprouting water hazards, obnoxious sand traps, or an anchor tattoo on its back nine. Savor fairways that never grow old with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of golf simulation and drinks at Beyond Golf Sports & Spirits in La Vista.

Beyond Golf transports players to virtual international courses as they comfortably sip from an ample selection of spirits. Swing through nine holes ($20) on reality-replicating HD golf simulators, with house-supplied clubs or corked wiffle bats. Immense video displays clone classic courses, capturing, for example, the coastal views of Pebble Beach and the strategic structuring of Pinehurst. Swing analysis accompanies each swat, aiding golfers in improving their technique and celebratory minuets. Players traversing the digital greens from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. enjoy $2 well drinks and $1 off beer brews.

Beyond Golf celebrates feminine sensibilities with Ladies' Day on Fridays, from open to close. Patrons possessing double X-chromosomes enjoy $5 craft martinis and $3 wine specials while edging past male counterparts on the virtual greens.