Exercise keeps the body in peak condition, which explains the marbleized ThighMaster lying next to Michelangelo’s David. Enjoy an anatomical renaissance with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a two-month membership package at Biltmore Premier Fitness (up to a $198 value). The membership package includes:

• Two-month membership, which includes unlimited group classes and free childcare (a $130 value)
• One personal training session (a $60 value)
• Two smoothies (up to an $8 value)
  
  

Biltmore Premier Fitness helps mold firm physiques from formless mounds of flab by providing access to a three-floor facility packed full of free weights, conditioning machines, and motivating group classes. Aspiring athletes can avail themselves of a sweat-inducing selection of StairMasters, ellipticals, rowing machines, and more, toning up and torching calories in the official gym of the Asheville Tourists baseball team and the area’s most famous superheroes in disguise. During one-on-one personal-training sessions, certified trainers craft a custom wellness regimen that focuses on functional exercises and positive lifestyle adjustments and also acquaints newbie gym-goers to proper form and machine use. For those who prefer to move and shake with others, personal trainers lead core-strengthening yoga, hip-swiveling Zumba, and spoke-spinning indoor cycling to help whittle down waistlines, whereas interval-training workouts send speed, strength, and coordination soaring by melding agility and weight-training circuits with jump-rope drills and high-octane games of duck duck goose.

After a day of sweating for their shape, guests can expel moisture in the name of comfort by relaxing in the coed dry sauna or cool off with a frozen smoothie at the lounge. At the end of your two-month membership, you’ll be so ripped and ripply, the ocean will want to surf you, and you’ll be able to clear your yard of stray boulders with newfound ease.