What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Thwart attempts at self-sabotage with today's Groupon to The Body Barn. A full-service gym with a wide variety of hard-body hardware, including free weights, weight machines, and TV-rigged cardio equipment, The Body Barn specializes in private, one-on-one personal training. The certified staff guarantees to have fewer than 10 people in their facilities at any time in order to offer unparalleled privacy and optimize attention spent fine-tuning every physique. From teens to seniors, professional hula-hoopists to competitive conversationalists, the capable trainers will customize a program to meet each client's individual needs whether they desire increased strength, weight loss, improved balance and flexibility, or better bone density. And since health is a serious matter, The Body Barn's wellness wizards work closely with the medical community to provide care based on doctors' recommendations, and their unyielding insistence that "round" is not a food group.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 1 add'l as a gift. Must use within 90 days of initial consult. By appt. only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.