Like early hunter-gatherer tribes, even the best party can quickly languish without food, the willingness to relocate, and a proper dance floor. Keep festivities moving with today's Groupon: for $499, you get a three-hour party bus ride from Bontemps Limo & Bus (up to a $1,050 value). The three hours include travel time to the initial pickup location, although customers may book longer rides for an additional charge.

Expert chauffeurs transport parties and partygoers amid thrilling tunes, an electrifying dance floor, and a host of other celebratory amenities in Bontemps Limo's massive four-wheelers. A length of luxurious seating encircles wood floors and a dance pole, ideal for high-stakes dance-offs or freewheeling bands of firemen, as the sound system blasts custom playlists from a personal CD or iPod. Shindiggers can celebrate and procure safe transportation for bachelor parties and pub crawls or can amaze time-traveling gin smugglers with a built-in bar. The vehicles, which comfortably fit up to 36 people, also boast HD flat-screen TVs for broadcasting DVDs or live television, tinted windows that allow passengers to see out without the world seeing in, and on-board restrooms.