After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon for $82, you get a classic mani-pedi and deep-tissue massage with sauna at Burbank Spa and Garden ($165 value).

A verdant garden and soothing fountains surround Burbank Spa and Garden as expert beauty buffs and muscle manipulators forge illuminated images and stress-free physiques with a multitude of spa services. A 55-minute deep-tissue massage, applied amid suffuse lighting, can relieve subterranean stress and muscle strain garnered from a busy home life or competitive tree-climbing agenda at the office. During a classic spa manicure and pedicure, finger festoonery can be coddled and cultivated as feet are gratified to match their opposable-thumbed upstairs neighbors. Nail mavens will cleanse, shape, and groom nails and cuticles before a fist-freeing massage and polish application.

Burbank's spa soothsayers accommodate customers with an array of complimentary fruit and a well-stocked spa boutique. Deep-tissue donees can enjoy complimentary sauna services before or after their massage, and should allow enough time for a sauna or shower.