What You'll Get
Horses are highly intelligent animals, as evidenced by their spatial awareness, social-system identification, and propensity to quote Derrida at cocktail parties. Celebrate these brainy beasts with today’s Groupon to Choyce Party Ponies Clown & Bounce in Palm City. Choose between the following options:
At Choyce Party Ponies Clown & Bounce, knowledgeable instructors educate equestrians of all experience levels with the help of even-tempered equine assistants. Those opting for the guided trail ride amble through the farm's verdant surrounds at a comfortable pace, returning to Choyce Acres after 90 minutes of arboreal explorations. Boots and helmets are provided to all riders to prevent the horses from nibbling on toes or reading minds, and it is recommended that excursionists allow for an extra hour on top of the riding time to tack and untack their mounts. The private one-hour riding lesson begins with an introduction to the basics of readying horses for a ride including tacking, grooming, and braiding each other’s hair. Once pupils have saddled up, they explore the basics of pony piloting and prepare for upcoming centaur-impersonation contests with one-on-one coaching from a skilled instructor. The Choyce staff allows students to bring apples or carrots to feed their four-legged vehicles, but the horses encourage humans to abandon the “healthy stuff” and bring them “something good, for once.”
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver. Subject to weather and availability. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.