Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Today's Groupon at Classic Car Wash and Mobil 1 Oil Change in West Roxbury lets you spread the auto-centric love by choosing one of the following services:

• $10 for five exterior car washes (a $40 value)
• $10 for a full-service Mobil 1 oil change (a $34.95 value)
• $24 for an express polish detailing (a $49.95 value)

With more than 30 years of experience in the car-care industry, pit-worthy crews at Classic Car Wash and Mobil 1 Oil Change meld customer service with the latest hydration and lubrication technologies. Exterior washes assuage vehicular steel with soft-cloth finesse, while air-drying delivers warm blasts of heat without the hassle of uncomfortable car embraces ($8 each). Autos seeking profounder help may opt for the oil change, complemented by a new filter, fluid and light check, tire inflation, and a dog-eared copy of Dianetics. Channel your vehicle's inner narcissist with the express polish detailing, which drapes it in gold wash while adding tire shine, interior vacuuming, windowing cleaning, high-gloss polish, and an horse-powered je ne sais quois.