Certain things in life require elaborately meaningful names, such as horses, boats, and children who will grow up to be John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. Hop aboard a crafty autonym with today's Groupon: for $175, you and a sweetheart get a Sweetheart Silver Spurs package at Cloverleaf Ranch, which includes a one-hour horseback ride and a one-hour picnic for two (a $350 value).

Cloverleaf Ranch's sprawling 160-acre oasis unites equestrian couples for majestic horseback rides and picnics out on the trail or poolside. Cascaded with oak trees and thriving frondescence, rippling hills of the frontier west orchestrate the ranch's grazing haven and provide serene backdrops for riders and feral boy scouts. After perusing nature's pathways, jockeys can unwind poolside with appetizers and drinks or find a cozy spot on the trails for a picnic overlooking the lush meadows of Sonoma County. The family-run ranch surmounts rainy days with an indoor riding arena and requires all cavaliers to outfit lower halves with boots, long pants, and holstered water pistols. Boots, helmets, and helmet hair are supplied at no extra cost.