If the body is a temple, then stressors are the annoying tourists who desecrate it with garrulous prattle and gaudy Polaroid cameras. Preserve your physical sanctuary with today's Groupon: for $1,999, you get enrollment in the 10 Weeks to Wellness program at Complete Health & Wellness in Lewisville (a $6,395.70 value). The program includes:

• One initial exam, including x-rays (a $349 value)
• One progress exam (a $95 value)
• 20 30-minute massages (an $800 value)
• 20 acupuncture sessions (a $955 value)
• 20 personal-training sessions (a $1,600 value)
• 10 meditation classes (a $150 value)
• 10 yoga classes (a $150 value)
• Two nutrition consultations (a $150 value)
• Detox supplements (a $399.70 value)
• Orthotics (a $297 value)
• Blood work (a $550 value)
• 20 chiropractic adjustments (a $900 value)

The program may be modified to fit the needs of individual clients.

Complete Health & Wellness draws on the combined specialties of dietitians, chiropractors, yogis, and personal trainers to whip clients into fine fettle and inspire lifelong healthy habits. The 10 Weeks to Wellness program begins with an initial exam with licensed chiropractors, who consult with clients about health goals, concerns, and fears of getting trapped in crumbling food pyramids to chart a custom course for the next 10 weeks. Blood work creates a metabolic profile for each patient, facilitating easy progress checks throughout the program, and spinal x-rays detect unexpected curves, and postural problems. Spines ease into the gentle realignment with massages doled out by a licensed massage therapist and chiropractic adjustments that reintroduce customers to the pleasures of sitting upright, standing up straight, and running up the down escalator with a confident posture.

Weekly meditation and yoga classes develop health from the inside out, and twice-weekly acupuncture sessions seek to balance the energy meridians. Personal-training sessions sculpt figures, and consultations with a registered dietitian make clients privy to wellness tips. Customers can further their inner journey with detoxifying supplements and orthotics, discreet insole posture aids that spoil arches with a steady supply of support and impromptu pep rallies.