Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's deal lets you do away with sopping strawmen and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $12, you get $25 worth of services from Dashing Valet. Check the sidebar to see if your zip code is available for service.

Dashing Valet provides a worry-free, hassle-free experience, with free pickup and delivery paired with a host of quality services. With these gentlemen’s personal gentlemen on hand, there's no need to remember a trip to the dry cleaners. Customers can place their big bag of wrinkled or otherwise severely sullied clothes outside their door or in the lobby of their place of business, then return to their cubicled work world, take the kids to decathlon practice, or wander off for a nap in an intricate and murky cave system. Impeccably clean and pressed clothes reappear the next day, ready for a new day of hiding fur-free human skin. Besides pressing and cleaning clothes, Dashing Valet offers shoe repair, rug cleaning, drapery cleaning, and more. These captains of cleanliness strive for excellent customer service with a 24/7 informational hotline, as well as an commitment to accountability.