What You'll Get
Earthbound spirits still care about the planet, which is why haunted houses feature lights that suddenly go out and showers that shut off after three minutes. Feel the phantom power with today's Groupon to Dementia at Hampton, located at Hampton Golf Club in Rochester Hills. Choose from the following options:
- For $16, you get two admission tickets (a $32 value).
- For $30, you get four admission tickets (a $64 value).
- For $42, you get six admission tickets (a $96 value).
Commandeering components of Hampton Golf Club for its sinister spookery, Dementia at Hampton lures brave souls into temptation with theatrical and interactive scares swamped in horror legends of lore. Visitors are thrust into an asylum and warned that inmates are on the loose. Sifting through smoky corridors, they encounter blade-wielding welders, spy blood-riddled axes, and dodge chainsaw-carrying clowns. Though the haunted house is more frightening than visiting the in-laws or filing one’s taxes with a blowtorch, it is recommended for ages 13 and older, allowing pre-teens and high-schoolers to seek refuge from mid-October ennui. The golf course’s prime location in a highly residential area of town near the Hampton Village Center Shopping Center offers an accessible, commercial area where late-night runs for proton packs may be satiated.
Please note that the Dementia at Hampton website offers $1 discount coupons and early-bird rates. Though these coupons are available for download, today’s Groupon reflects the best overall deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 13 or older or accompanied by guardian. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.