Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $75 toward cleaning services from Dream Carpets, Inc.. Dream Carpets, Inc.'s service area extends 15 miles from Tiverton, RI.

Dream Carpets owner Chris Augusto leads a team of dirt fighters ready to wage battle against soiled floors and upholstery. Carpet-cleaning packages ($39.95–$69.95/room) utilize soap-free cleansers and vary in price based on extras such as speed drying, basic deodorizing, and exorcism. Kitchen tile gleams like 100 porcelain suns after a thorough de-griming ($139+ for average kitchen), and the standard sofa weighs a full pound less after the clean team sucks up pollen and dust mites embedded in its upholstery ($85+). The online estimate calculator helps anticipate project costs and predict babies' genders.