Aside from climbing out of rattlesnake-infested quicksand or posing for rattlesnake-infested watercolor portraits, few activities combine the focus and physicality seen in Mixed Martial Arts and kickboxing training. Give fist-paintings a little martial artistry with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get one month of unlimited Body MMA and Cardio Kickboxing classes at Elite MMA and Fitness (a $65 value).

Squalls of kicks and punches descend upon Elite MMA and Fitness each day as trainers at one of the largest MMA facilities in Texas infuse dormant muscles with a heaping dose of thunder. Classes for ages 16 and up combine the principles of combat with the rigors of intensive conditioning in workouts that appeal to fighters of all skill levels. As minds tone their gray matter by contemplating the workout possibilities of an 18,000-square-foot facility, instructors send bodies through a 50-minute gauntlet designed to shatter somnolence and heighten adrenaline to imminent-telemarketing-call levels. Closed fists collide with chiseled stomachs in Body MMA classes that take advantage of more than 5,000 square feet of mats and more than 30 punching bags. Alternatively, students improve their stamina and self-defensive statures in Cardio Kickboxing classes.

Students can attend an unlimited number of classes in either conditioning discipline over the course of one month. Courses are typically held in the afternoons and evenings on weekdays, though thi schedule is subject to change on dates when nearby villages need to be defended from rampaging herds of yeti. Contact Elite MMA and Fitness for an up-to-date schedule of classes.