Writing your name on something gives you legal ownership over that item, which is why John Hancock signed the Constitution. Claim what's yours with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of custom-embroidered apparel and more at EmbroidMe in New Lenox.

EmbroidMe emblazons logos and messages onto a vast inventory of clothes, mugs, and all kinds of handy knickknacks so that companies and teams can show their pride. Personalized products such as T-shirts and bags announce their owners' affiliations to the world, and branded office accessories prevent stapler rustlers from selling their spoils on the open market. The women's Port Authority polo, a bamboo-blend sport shirt available in five sizes and seven colors ($29.98), and the men's wicking T-shirt, a 100% smooth-knit polyester torso cover ($26.50), can be worn as-is or customized with a logo or image at additional cost. Businesses can use the ad-a-month calendar pad to get the word out about special monthly deals or remind customers that it may be time for new shoelaces ($.95 each for 150). Typical minimum production times range from as little as one day up to about 10 days depending on the item.