What You'll Get
Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional cliff dive or excursion to the Earth’s center. Today's Groupon spruces up ladies and gents with outdoors-worthy wear: for $25, you get $50 worth of outdoor apparel from Escape Outdoors, located on the first level of Southcenter Mall. This Groupon is not valid for clearance items or other offers and is only good for in-store purchases.
Escape Outdoors stocks its shelves with an extensive wardrobe of apparel and gear designed to withstand the world’s harsh outdoor environment. With popular name brands such as The North Face, Patagonia, Helly Hanson, and others to choose from, customers will find themselves face-to-face with an ominously large list of options, not unlike the time they witnessed a troop of yetis materialize out of the mountain mist after hours of wandering over treacherous bunny hills. Guard your feet from the ground’s mood swings with a pair of men’s Reef AWOL sandals ($30), whose grippy outsole ensures optimal traction while freerunning to work. A women's Under Armour Proxima hoody shirt ($45) keeps female athletes cool, dry, and fresh-smelling with HeatGear moisture control and UV protection. Enwrap a gentleman’s noggin within the acrylic embrace of a Nixon Smoky beanie ($25), or keep your body’s precious heat from escaping through your navel by wearing a women’s ColdGear UA Base 2.0 crew shirt from Under Armour ($49.99), which comes in black, cornflower, or pink.
Unlike the indoors, which can be easily navigated while wrapped in a velvet smoking jacket or drenched in cooking oil, the outdoors requires an elite selection of duds for traversing barren plateaus and skipping merrily through the modern city’s shambolic streets. Use today’s Groupon to Escape Outdoors to escape the indoors without meeting a miserable end in the outdoors.
In-store selection may differ from that online.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per transaction. In-store purchases only. Not valid on clearance items. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.