Like a good horror movie, a good exercise regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon to Everybodys Fitness Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get a punch card for 10 gym visits (a $100 value).
• For $99, you get a membership package (a $308 value), which includes:
• A three-month gym membership (a $179 value)
• One month of unlimited small-group training sessions (a $129 value)
  
  

Everybodys Fitness Center makes the act of leaving harder than the act of arriving with amenities that include cardio machines with personal televisions and iPod jacks, a full strength-training circuit, and functional training equipment that supports natural movement. Both the punch card and three-month membership entitle guests to group fitness classes, which range from dance-inspired Zumba to cardio-centric Spin to yoga sessions designed to help exercisers become as limber as a licorice rope with a surprisingly firm core.

Those who opt for a membership package further fitness pursuits with one month of small group training classes. Working with 12 or fewer students per class, trainers ensure each receives proper attendance and that, in case of emergency, all participants can fit snugly inside of an egg carton. Exercisers choose from 14 small-group-training styles that include Core, Strength and Stretch, TRX Suspension, and Yogalates. Other offerings include the Bosu class, which pairs patrons with a Bosu ball to boost balance and core stability, and Training Camp, which mirrors a pro athlete’s conditioning regimen with kettlebells, battling ropes, and obligatory Gatorade showers.