What You'll Get
In addition to creating cumbersome obstacles, unplowed drives attract loitering out-of-work angel impersonators who leave behind asymmetrical imprints and leaky glow-stick halos. Cast out celestial charity cases with today's Groupon: for $35, you get two snow removals (a $70 value) from Expo Landscaping in Byron Center.
With yard-sculpting services available year-round, Expo Landscaping specializes in sprucing up snow-ridden driveways in the wintertime. Professional flake removers unblock imprisoned cars with mound-moving snow plows, allowing homeowners the freedom to leave the house without the hassle of scooping up slush by hand. Each service is good for 2 to 5 inches of accumulated snow and snowman droppings, affording frostbitten driveways relief during one of nature’s midwinter snowfalls or after one of nature’s early-summer practical-joke blizzards.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household. By appointment only. Valid for snow up to 5 inches. Not valid for estates, farms, or driveways wider than 20 ft and longer than 22 ft. Click for valid zip codes. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.