In the post-apocalyptic world, only boot-camp graduates will be prepared to navigate landscapes pocked with quicksand, streets strewn with giant tractor tires, and enigmatic alliances with newly sentient treadmills. Strengthen your survival skills with today’s Groupon to Get Fast Inc. in Geneva and Willowbrook. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get a one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage (up to an $80 value).
• For $55, you get five one-hour extreme boot-camp classes (a $110 value).

Get Fast Inc.’s trainers inspire clients to grab the brass ring of physical fitness through a combination of time-tested techniques and unorthodox equipment. Submit stressed-out muscles to the kneading knuckles of a licensed massage therapist with Get Fast Inc.’s one-hour Swedish or deep-tissue massage. Gentle Swedish strokes relieve localized tension, and sterner deep-tissue exploration re-braids muscle fibers into stylish friendship bracelets. Extreme boot-camp participants engage in multi-part regimens with equal parts vim and vigor, busting through cardio and strength training before tackling physical challenges such as flipping oversized Tonka wheels and whipping weighty ropes. Throughout each small-group session, fitness components including speed, agility, and neuromuscular coordination converge to burn calories and tone lean muscle mass, and specialized program modifications address individual abilities and jump-rope allergies. Classes can be scheduled throughout the day Monday–Saturday, with trainers standing vigilant watch from 9 a.m. until 9 p.m.

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