What You'll Get
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $30 for a 30-visit punch card (a $210 value)
Women drop in for activities such as circuit training that rotates between reps on hydraulic strength-training machines and cardio stair-stepping.
- $99 for the fitness challenge (a $409.88 value)
An initial body analysis test helps participants set goals as they strive to shed 24-36 pounds in this 12-week challenge that starts May 17, and includes eight infrared sauna detox services and weekly weigh-ins and measurements. Full membership to the gym grants them access to a suite of group fitness classes, which are supplemented by eight infrared-sauna treatments. Coaches track student progress with a weekly weigh-and-measure routine, rewarding the person who displays the most improvement with a one-year gym membership and a $100 gift certificate to the detoxifying saunas, not to be confused with detuxifying saunas that aid in cleansing bodies of excess formalwear.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 16, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Fitness challenge option not valid until 5/17/12. Reservation required for spa services. Subject to availability. 24-hr cancellation notice required for spa services. Valid only for women. Must sign waiver. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About The Club Health and Wellness
The Club Health and Wellness couples group workouts with spa services to build both healthy bodies and a communal environment for women. Owner Daphne Guenther maintains a clean, sunny studio with intense circuit-training regimens. Participants may take Zumba, circuit bootcamp, Tabata, hula core, or core blast classes. After their workouts, members can retire to an infrared sauna to send toxins fleeing from pores, or enjoy other services such as massage therapy and soothing, detoxifying ionic footbaths for tired feet. All staff members—from instructors to childcare-centre personnel—are women, providing a comfortable haven for ladies to break a sweat.