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The Roguish Rapier, Chapter Six: “Fancy Footwork”
“You’ve gotta swing,” murmured the enigmatic old prisoner. “Use my shirt as a rope.”
Alexander removed the final loose stone from around the tower prison’s window slit, gently placing it on the floor lest a passing guard hear the unmistakable clink of masonry. The gap was, indeed, large enough for a man to squeeze through. He took the old man’s shirt and looped it around the remaining iron bar.
“If you can pendulum yourself above those stables,” the old man said, pointing a finger like a bone wrapped in parchment, “you might be able to catch your footing on the way down. And if you don’t…” The old man pantomimed a pair of running legs with his spindly fingers, plummeting into his opposite palm with a splat of knuckles. “Are you sure your feet will be fleet enough?”
Holding his tongue out of uncertainty, or utter certainty, Alexander didn’t reply. He simply hefted himself into the gap, and felt, as if for the first time, the cool blue-black breeze of freedom. “Why are you doing this for me?”
Shivering and bare-chested in the moonlight, the decrepit inmate coughed, and Alexander’s heart stirred. In this state, the old man exuded the fragility of an infant. For a moment, Alexander reconsidered his departure. Surely there was some way he could save them both…
“Go,” the old man said, finally. “Never ask and never think of me again.”
Alexander did not understand, but he knew better than to deny a dying man the dignity of a secret. He turned again to the window, tugged soundly at the old man’s canvas shirt to test its hold, and leapt.
For a moment the world was a rush of wind and exhilarating freedom as he swung above the adjacent stables. He released the shirt and coiled himself, preparing to silently land upon the roof. He was not, however, prepared to crash directly through it, waking the horses in a cacophony that even the most wine-besotted guard would have trouble sleeping through.
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