Though secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a one-month unlimited individual fitness membership (an $89 value) plus one Play Care session (a $3.50 value) at India Community Center, located in Milpitas (a $92.50 total value). The membership gives unrestricted access to any group fitness classes and equipment at the facility for 30 consecutive days.

More than 13,000 square feet of fitness splendor greets each prospective corpus contortionist at the India Community Center's welcoming health club. Dozens of modern cardio-equipment machines await the lovable limbs and torsos of hopeful hardbodies, including ellipticals, treadmills, rowing machines, life-sized Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, and exercise bicycles. Each apparatus features its own personal television and coin-operated hugging device. If the support of fellow flexers is desired for muscular motivation, the center hosts more than 50 group classes per week for exercisers four and up, including yoga, Zumba, group cycling, step aerobics, and Bollywood CardioDance. Before a session in the free-weight area, bodybuilding parents can feel free to drop off kids aged three months to 12 years ($3.50 per session or $15 per month) at the Play Care area for controlled Tonka truck lifting and stationary cycles with training wheels.

Eating a spicy burrito or betting a pristine collection of Choose Your Own Adventure books on a poker hand may work up a sweat, but it doesn’t qualify as proper exercise. Whatever your level of fitness or exercise goals, India Community Center's environs are warm and welcoming, accentuated by the friendly, helpful staff helping to establish and accomplish fitness goals.

New members only. You must be at least 18 years of age to redeem today's Groupon.

Reviews

Yelpers and six Yahoo! Locals give the India Community Center an average of 3.5 stars:

• I must say the atmosphere at this place is great. The people are very friendly and helpful. – bubbleicedtea, Yahoo! Local
• The classes, cultural events, lectures, medical and legal clinic, and fitness machines provide a unique experience. Members and staff are friendly and will greet you with a smile, hello, and how do you like being a member. Everyone seems to enjoy being there. I'm here almost everyday. – Tara A., Yelp