Most sports grow out of a simple formula—ball plus stick, ball plus kick, or car plus explosion. Obtain the necessary integers with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get a 10-game dodgeball pass from Jack Purcell Recreation Association (a $55 value). Games are every Thursday from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. starting September 15.

The Jack Purcell Recreation Association furnishes locals with the facilities and space to unleash their competitive side. Shaped by Sina Dee’s casual yet encouraging coaching style, the dodgeball league helps participants master the art of bobbing, weaving, and scaring rubber balls until they run away over the course of weekly matches. Players of all skill levels can safely hurl up to six balls at friendly opponents while elevating heart rates and stretching muscles. Since the recreation centre supplies the necessary balls, players only need to provide their own comfortable clothing and choreographed victory dance.