What You'll Get
Weight loss is like a hot-air balloon: it imparts a feeling of exhilarating lightness and makes us look that much cooler when arriving at a high school reunion. Create a more floatable form with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a custom weight-loss program from Jeffrey P. Pardee, MD (a $300 value).
Jeffrey P. Pardee furnishes clients with the multifaceted means necessary to tackle the slenderizing process, eschewing facile diets in favor of all-encompassing lifestyle changes. An initial consultation—complete with lab work, EKG, and physical—determines each client's starting point, vulnerability to earth-based magic attacks, and medical needs, then crafts a blueprint for 30 days of achievable fitness-building goals and personalized objectives. Dr. Pardee also doles out nutritional advice to make sure that patients' hard work isn't undone by exposure to foie gras Pop-Tarts.
The Fine Print
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About Jeffrey P. Pardee, MD
Dr. Jeffrey P. Pardee understands firsthand the frustration of trying to lose weight. He struggled with obesity as a child, and watched his weight rise following a heart procedure later in life. His personal battles make him more sensitive to his clients’ predicaments, which he approaches on a case-by-case basis. His custom-tailored plans eschew short-term diets in favor of all-encompassing lifestyle changes that not only slim down waistlines, but overhaul the unhealthy habits that lead to weight gain. He helps his clients reach their goals through comprehensive, custom systems that marry dietary changes with medication, including appetite suppressants to ease the slenderizing process. Dr. Pardee ramps up results through exercise and nutrition counseling to help clients make smart everyday choices and ensure that their hard work isn't undone by exposure to foie gras pop tarts.