School bullies everywhere have raised nearly enough lunch money to complete their secret mission: training all the neighborhood pups to sell mediocre-quality airbrushed T-shirts. Keep your child's body and mind in peak shape to keep airbrush salesdogs off the streets with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a lifetime family membership ($50 value) plus two classes (normally around $17 each) at JW Tumbles in Virginia Beach (a total value of $84). Parents may not purchase more than one Groupon per child, but they may divide the two classes between two tots.

Hands-on learning and playtime in two of JW Tumbles’s interactive classes—along with the lifetime membership, which gets you discounts on JW Tumbles’s open gyms, parties, and camps—helps children explore the far reaches of their cranial caverns. Parents with toddlers younger than 3 years old can enroll in parent-participation classes such as My Big Messy Art Class or Wobblers Class, where baby bodybuilders 11- to 18-months-old practice tumbling and balance to increase motor skills and decrease the need for sippy-cup creatine shakes. Ages 3 and up can fly solo (parents can watch from the sidelines if they wish) during age-appropriate and highly interactive independent classes. The Winners Class teaches 7- to 9-year-olds sporting skills, and 3- to 4.5-year-olds prep for kindergarten in the Stompers Class.

Each session provides at least eight different activities to stimulate your child's mind, hands, and giggle-plexes. And nearly all classes, even some art classes, include gym time, which means kids depart with refueled creativity and healthy, glistening brows. With your lifetime membership, you’ll receive discounts on open gyms, parties, and camps, so the learning playground and friendly teachers at JW Tumbles can continue to push children’s minds until they do the seemingly impossible 360-degree swing over the towering swingset bar of adulthood. Classes are scheduled throughout the day (including evening hours).

Existing members may substitute the lifetime family membership portion of the Groupon for a third class.