Life Cleanse of Anoka

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Customer Reviews

63 Ratings

My experience at LifeCleanse of Anoka was very positive. They have a lovely space, are very knowledgeable about what they do as well as supportive of and sensitive to the needs of their clients.
Cynthia C. · November 11, 2012
very good experience. No problems. Barb was very nice.
Bill G. · October 14, 2012
High quality and very professional. The best service I have experienced.Strongly recommend for everybody .Thanks for Barbara and Renee.
Eina N. · September 13, 2012

What You'll Get

Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today’s Groupon to LifeCleanse of Anoka. Choose between the following options:

  • For $29, you get one colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $70 value).
  • For $69, you get a package of three colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $190 value).

The certified colon hydrotherapists at LifeCleanse of Anoka clear biological pathways and promote optimal health with FDA-approved colon-hydrotherapy treatments. During the initial two-hour session, expert body plumbers explain the process and usher clients into private therapy rooms, where they lie on their backs as warm water clears colons of waste and abandoned campsites left by swallowed gummy bears. A disposable, single-use nozzle inserts into digestive tracts, and patients can opt to have therapists stimulate the abdomen with or without oils. The streams of filtered aqua approximate the effects of a healthy bowel movement, helping dislodge toxins from the body’s inner confines and promoting increased energy as well as overall well-being. The virtually painless procedure typically requires no downtime. LifeCleanse recommends a series of 60-minute follow-up sessions to keep digestive systems running smoother than a racehorse after a fresh coat of turtle wax.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Dec 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Life Cleanse of Anoka

By purchasing this deal you'll unlock points which can be spent on discounts and rewards. Every 5,000 points can be redeemed for $5 Off your next purchase.