What You'll Get
A strong person wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger person boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's Groupon: for $20, you get 20 women's-only fitness classes at MetaBody (a $300 value). Your Groupon is redeemable at four MetaBody Alberta locations.
The inspiring trainers at MetaBody lead troops of women workouteers in results-getting hour-long workouts several times weekly. The fun classes come in varieties such as boot camp, karate (self-defense), Zumba, yoga, kickboxing, CrossFit, Ab Blaster, pole-vaulting over a hundred jars of raspberry jam, and more to produce full-body results in a supportive environment ideal for both beginners hard-core core-hardeners alike. MetaBody's motivational instructors will use your instinctual distrust of routine to their advantage. They’ll keep your muscles guessing with new and challenging moves during each session, so you’ll never fall into a boring, ineffective routine like regular teeth brushing. Begin a long day of litigating with a refreshing 6:00 a.m. squat session, or end an evening by burning evidence and pounds with a 7:30 p.m. class. In addition to the fitness classes, you will receive a success guide to help prepare for imminent pound-loss, a nutrition guide, and a $100 gift certificate for individual coaching.
Working out with others helps you stay motivated, make friends, and plot government coup d’états at your convenience, all while getting fit and staying healthy. So take this opportunity to tone up, shed pounds, and plan the future with a new band of fit friends.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must use classes by 5/2/11. By appt. only, subject to availability. New clients only, women only. Non-transferable. Limit of 10 classes per location. No cash back. Tax not included. Not valid w/ other Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.