A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $125, you get a Veinwave facial-vein treatment (a $250 value) at Miller Vein, valid at the Troy location.

At Miller Vein, a team of board-certified vein specialists wields advanced technology to treat unsightly facial veins found on the nose, cheeks, forehead, and neck. The Veinwave treatment employs heat to exterminate unwanted facial veins and unseasonably stubborn rosacea blooms. An ultra-fine insulated needle broadcasts harnessed radio-frequency energy into the affected blood vessels, causing their walls to stick together and essentially erasing the dilated veins until the face is smoother and more brilliant than Einstein playing the jazz trombone. Individual sessions last roughly 30 minutes, and follow-up treatments are often necessary to suppress future intravenous uprisings.