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What You'll Get
Like Batman's unlisted phone number, martial-arts knowledge can be a useful thing to keep in one's back pocket in case of emergencies. Maintain a pocketful of prowess with today's Groupon: for $50, you get an unlimited one-month gym membership at No Joke Martial Arts in Loves Park (a $119 value).
No Joke Martial Arts coaches kickers and pugnacious punchers of all ages and skill levels. The newly completed 3,500-square-foot gym includes a caged mat space, a mix of heavy and speed punching bags, and mirrored walls to help athletes work on their technique, form, and fish faces. Train to compete in mixed martial arts, boxing, Muay Thai, and kickboxing with beginner classes or advanced fighter training. Open sparring opportunities allow fighters to hone their destruction-doling dexterity in a safe, controlled environment, and self-defense classes provide top-notch instruction to protect kids and adults. Half-hour Black Belt Club classes assist children with a purple belt or higher in perfecting their martial-arts techniques, and Little Kickers teaches the 4- to 6-year-old set basic martial moves as it improves concentration, attention span, and closet-monster defense strategies. Check the schedule for class times.
No Joke typically charges a $100 enrollment fee for new members, but it will waive it for Groupon users.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 10/22/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New clients only. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About No Joke Mixed Martial Arts
No Joke Mixed Martial Arts coaches children's mixed martial arts classes that allow kids to improve their goal setting, concentration, confidence and self defense skills, and increase responsibility and self-discipline. For adults, open sparring opportunities allow fighters to hone their skills in a safe, controlled environment. Self-defense classes provide top-notch instruction to protect both kids and adults.