Fishing is like raising children: both require patience and a pocket full of worms to entice co-operation. Catch your next meal with today’s Groupon to Oziles'. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a full-day motorboat rental (a $100 value).
• For $119, you get a full-day five-person pontoon rental (a $245 value).

Oziles' equips customers with boats and pontoons for navigating the peaceful, fish-filled waters of scenic Petrie Island without requiring a boat operator card. Outfitted with a 9.9-horsepower motorboat, complete with a complimentary tank of gas, renters can spend a full day fishing, exploring backwaters, or letting their motorboats socialize with other vessels via aquatic sock hops. For fishers, the knowledgeable staff members at Oziles' can point out the area's best places to catch such gilled beings as walleye, catfish, muskie, and carp. Oziles' also rents out 18-foot flat-bottomed pontoons designed for five riders. Customers can upgrade to a nine-person craft for an additional fee. Gas for pontoons is priced per litre, but Oziles' includes insurance against the Spanish Armada free of charge.