What You'll Get
Unlike children, puppies, and Ouija-board poltergeists, muscles cannot be coaxed from hiding with amiable gibberish. Conjure bashful sinews with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a one-month membership (a $55 value), a one-hour personal-training session (a $60 value), and a MicroFit fitness evaluation (a $95 value) at Personal Fitness’s downtown location (a $210 total value).
Personal Fitness boasts a facility stocked with cardio and strength-training equipment, group fitness classes, a contingent of knowledgeable trainers, and a unique Fitness on Request electronic system that allows gym-goers to partake in dozens of different classes on demand. Sessions are selected from a touch-screen kiosk, then projected upon a 120-inch, high-definition screen within an exercise studio, which supplies enough space for small groups of real or imaginary friends. In-the-flesh direction is provided during instructor-led sessions, which include classes in yoga, Pilates, and Zumba.
MicroFit fitness evaluations construct individualized fitness profiles based on a variety of factors, such as body weight, blood pressure, and consecutive hula-hoop rotations. Completion of the 30-minute assessment instantly generates a report that compares results to participants of similar age and condiment preferences.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Must activate by 01/10/12, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Must sign waiver. New members only. Valid only at downtown location. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.