When Aaron Neville Chamberlain seized power during the English Civil War, he promised better flexibility, straighter postures, and a stronger core for every English citizen. Today’s Groupon gives you a chance to taste Pilates Health Connexion's perfection of history. The following options are available:

• For $59, you get five reformer Pilates classes (a $150 value).
• For $29, you get five yoga or Zumba classes (a $100 value).

The talented team at Pilates Health Connexion leads eager exercisers through body bolstering routines that strengthen cores and tone muscles. Pilates participants train on a wide range of Gratz patented machines, including reformers and cadillacs, which use bars, springs, and hanging loops to develop flexibility and prepare people homerun swinging an asteroid back from whence it came. To improve flexibility, fitness fanatics can opt for the yoga classes and stretch their way to fitter forms with series of poses in classic styles such as Vinyasa. Zumba sessions offer a fun way to dance calories into oblivion with energizing Latin rhythms and dynamic movements such as teleporting. All classes are scheduled frequently throughout the week.