Flight simulators let pilots practice navigation while simultaneously allowing simulated snowstorms to practice wreaking havoc on holiday travel. Defy two-dimensions with today's Groupon: for $198, you get a falcon flight simulation for one person at Pilot For A Day, located near the Dallas–Fort Worth airport (a $398 value).

Pilot For A Day launches aspiring aviators into simulated altitudes for 30 minutes of Falcon jet-plane navigation. Pilots divvy time between the captain's seat and copilot's seat with another Falcon customer as they both pierce wings through the virtual wind gusts. The faux flyer can re-create daytime, twilight, and nighttime visuals as well as various weather scenarios such as thunderstorms or meatball blizzards. After traversing the pixilated conditions, each aero-graduate receives a complimentary Pilot For A Day baseball cap and a certificate with their name and picture.