What You'll Get
In the postapocalyptic future, humankind will look to those who spent the most time at the gym for leadership, as they will be best prepared to combat the roaming packs of feral treadmills. Prepare for glory with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a one-month membership (a $10 value) and enrollment (a $49 value) at Planet Fitness in Naples (up to a $59 total value).
Planet Fitness's judgment-free zone encompasses massive, brightly colored edifices teeming with aerobic and strength-training options that are tailored to suit burgeoning buffs of all ages and abilities. Pummel muscles on the extensive selection of sinew-strengthening equipment and free weights, or design your own customized workout program with the help of a trained instructor based on your exercise history, medical background, and goals of running an underwater marathon. Samplings of small 30-minute circuit classes concentrate on specific body parts, and others offer full-body workouts designed to give lackadaisical muscles a Popeye-esque infusion of metaphorical spinach.
Although Planet Fitness sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 10/08/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Ages 13-15 must have guardian present, 16-18 must have guardian sign waiver. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.