What You'll Get
In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a one-month membership to Power & Physique Systems, plus a one-hour Swedish massage and two personal-training sessions (a $245 value). Your second personal-training session must be booked within seven days of the first.
Spend a month at Power & Physique Systems to whittle away excess body bark using state-of-the-art cardio machines and a schedule of diverse group-fitness classes, including cardio boxing, Zumba, and dynamactivity, a weight-loss workout that combines kettlebells and band work with lots of waist-melting torso exercises. Stomachs seeking one-on-one attention can book a personal trainer to help sculpt flabby growlers into chiseled six-packs over the course of two sessions ($120). Meanwhile, skilled therapists can rid newly shaped shapes of tension during a 60-minute Swedish massage ($55), reducing neck pain caused by flirty hair swinging and science-class daydreams.
Owner John M. Peña is a personal trainer, nutrition expert, and nationally ranked powerlifter. Deadlift heavy pointer fingers to click on today’s body-sculpting Groupon to Power & Physique Systems. Call ahead to schedule your massage and training sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by 10/13/11. Membership good for 1 month after activation. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Training and massage by appointment only. Must schedule 2nd training session within 7 days of 1st training session. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.