While a great way to make a flashy entrance or theatrical exit, helicopters won't replace cars as the primary means of human transportation until teenagers develop the focus to successfully parallel land. Enjoy highly-trained piloting with today's Groupon. You get your choice of helicopter tours from Prestige Helicopters, Inc.:

• For $150, you get a half-hour, two-person Buckhead and Downtown tour ($300 value)
• For $250 you get a one-hour ride for three to wherever you want ($500 value)

With 25 years spent serving Atlanta and commanding a fleet of five flying machines, the expert sky guides of Prestige Helicopters lead astounded patrons on soaring journeys through the city's airspace. Downtown tours depart from PDK Airport, providing an eagle's ocular angle of the Governor's mansion and other ornate residences. Trips float toward the metropolitan center past Georgia Aquarium, where bitter dolphins leap from their tanks to exorcise jealousy over being excluded from your stratospheric spin, and the campus of Georgia Tech before revealing elevated glimpses of the fountains of Centennial Olympic Park, the pastoral diamond in Turner Field, and the implied emerald turf beneath the Georgia Dome. Choppers glide along the skyline and botanical gardens before following Peachtree Street to the expedition's palindromic terminus where the tour began.

Alternately, flightless travelers can opt to charter a ride for three to a destination of their choice within one hour's fly time of PDK, whether you're journeying to Stone Mountain, Chateau Elan, or heading to an undisclosed location to express your dissatisfaction at being cut out of the Immobiliare deal. Whisk away a lover and a favorite third wheel for a romantic destination date, or grab the wife before carefully choosing which favorite child will be bestowed with the gift of flight, and which one should start picking out pony names.