Martial artists wear colorful belts to indicate their mastery of fighting techniques and their passionate disdain for suspenders. Achieve stylish self-defense strategies with today's Groupon: for $25, you get 10 fitness kickboxing classes at Pro-Am Family Training Center in Murrieta (an $89 value).

Pro-Am Family Training Center's experienced instructors challenge students of all ability levels with intense 45-minute fitness kickboxing classes. Participants will learn essential punching and kicking skills, which they can sling against the blank canvas of a punching bag with cathartic ferocity. No person-to-person or ocelot-to-ocelot contact is involved as energetic music motivates the group to hit the bag, lift weights, and take a hearty dose of medicine-ball maneuvers. Provided meal plans help students get the nutrition their body needs to excel in class and take up arms against a sea of aggressive Hubble telescopes. Customers can consult the schedule to discover a peppering of morning and evening sessions.