Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with today's Groupon: for $12, you get an inner-tube and life-jacket rental to float down the river and transportation to and from the river from Raccoon River Excursions (a $25 value).
Raccoon River Excursions facilitates afternoons of carefree floating by providing river tubing equipment, access to 7–8 miles of pristine waterways, and transportation to and from the Raccoon River. Raccoon River Excursions will pick up guests at any spot in the Adel/Dallas County area—whether it be a local campground or an underwater lair—and deliver them riverside in the namesake shuttle van, which doubles as a mobile party pad. Each traveler will receive a one-person flotation tube, a life jacket, and miles of river to bask in scenic vistas while trying to avoid mistaking the tube for a colossal chocolate donut. Cooler rafts, designed to hold coolers of beverages or extra organs to be donated, are provided at no extra cost. Raccoon River Excursions will pick up river revelers at a pre-determined exit location and return them to the original location. Be sure to check out the river-tubing rules.
Raccoon River Excursions
Raccoon River Excursions mobilizes merriment, sending colorful inner tubes and party buses zooming down their respective rivers and roads. During tubing excursions, guides shuttle groups to a launch point on the Raccoon River. After donning life vests, intrepid travelers lay atop their buoyant donuts and drift down 7–8 miles of gentle waters before boarding buses back to home base. Decked with MP3 and CD sound systems and beverage stations, spacious party buses chauffeur revelers as they celebrate impending nuptials or recent subpoenas by grooving on the dance floor and whipping around the dance pole under glinting LED lights.