The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can’t quite make out what’s being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature’s phone with this Groupon: for $93, you get a zipline package for two from Red River Gorge Zipline in Campton, Kentucky (a $209.98 total value). The package includes the following:

• A two-hour zipline tour for two (a $179.98 value)
• Two individual or group pictures (a $30 value)<p>

At Red River Gorge Zipline, duos dart across the gorge during a two-hour canopy tour on a course constructed according to ACCT safety standards. Five ziplines crisscross various bird jurisdictions, delivering flightless humans at speeds up to 50 miles per hour along aerial cables that range from 330 feet to more than 1,900 feet in length. ACCT-trained guides supervise each ride, ensuring the safety of harnesses before releasing zipliners 250 feet above the gorge. Participants must weigh between 70 pounds and 250 pounds to ride, and should be prepared to hike, climb stairs, and take in enough oxygen to trill a complete loon song. Each couple receives two pictures of their trip that show them soaring on their own or as a pair of lovebirds next to actual lovebirds perched in the branches.