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Darnetta A. ·
Reviewed June 2, 2015
It’s, clean, very professional environment. It has plenty of space, it was a High School. Lots of classes with various time schedules.

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Akaela M. ·
Reviewed August 6, 2014
Great gym, thanks for the offer!

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Reviewed August 4, 2014
Convenience is everything--location near many residences and Capitol Hill offices. Well equipped with equipment, classes, saunas, etc. I really like having the sauna and whirlpool. Be understanding that the gym is in an old building on Capitol Hill; a little more mildew and occasionally mice that may not occur in cleaner newer buildings. I think the owners/managers are probably controlling it as well as they can. These are common problems in all the houses in the vicinity too. (I live down the street .) The regular prices are quite high, but probably necessary due to Capitol Hill's outrageously high rents and real estate prices. Again, convenience of location is everything.

What You'll Get


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Tear down the wall of emotional wedgies and shattered punch bowls that separates you from your personal best; in its place, rebuild a wall of rippling muscle and self-confidence that no mean-spirited mailman can dismantle. Today's Groupon gets you 10 visits to Results Gym for $75 (a $150 value). After you redeem your Groupon, you'll get a 10-visit punch card that never expires, even if I Am Legend happens. Use your punch card at any Results Gym for access to state-of-the-art equipment and challenging group exercise classes. With four convenient locations—Dupont Circle, Capitol Hill, Mt. Vernon, and Downtown—it’s easy to swing by for serious fitness in a warm, friendly environment.

Each of Results Gym's stunning locations is designed to give you plenty of space to move in, and the gorgeous architecture and natural light will make your workout as refreshing and lovely as a well-shot martial-arts training montage. If you need a break from the sunlight and architecture, plug your headphones into the cardio theater to watch your favorite channel, or pump yourself up with commercial-free tunes while you show your elliptical who’s the boss (hint: you're the boss). The massive Capitol Hill location is complete with squash courts, an indoor rock-climbing wall, and inexpensive babysitting ($4 per hour, $6 for 1.5 hours) to keep your kiddies occupied while you sweat it out. The Downtown location features cutting-edge technology, including Expresso fitness bikes that let you race through a virtual course and a Hydroworx training pool, complete with underwater treadmill. Each location has something a little different to offer, and with your pulls-no-punches punch card, you can take advantage of them all. All locations offer a variety of group fitness classes, such as Pilates, step, cycling, abs, and more, taught by motivational and friendly experts.

Enjoy clean, airy locker rooms in a space wholly unlike the sweaty basement lairs and dens of inequity you recall from your high-school gym class. Each of Results' luxury locker rooms is fully stocked with all the soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, deodorant, and hairspray you need to go from sweaty sultan to polished professional. The complimentary towel service means you can forgo your typical full-body blow dry, significantly reducing your carbon footprint.

Don’t wait for motivational speakers, public-radio fundraiser pleas, or overbearing mail carriers to guilt-trip you into improving your fitness regimen. Get in shape with today's Groupon.

Note: You don't have to stay at one Results Gym location, you can hop around and use your punch card at all four.

Reviews

Results Gym was the Washington City Paper Readers' Choice for one of the top three gyms in D.C. this year. Results won a Nova7 award for Best Innovation in Facility Design, Construction, and Decoration for its Dupont Circle location and a Robert L Herrema Award in recognition of the renovation of the historic building that houses its Capitol Hill locale. Results is also featured in The InTowner, Metrosports Washington, Voice of The Hill, Hill Rag, the Washingtonian, Local Life, Capitol Streets, Express Night Out, and elsewhere. Yelpers give the Capitol Hill, Mt. Vernon, and Downtown locations 4.5 stars, and the Dupont Circle 3.5 stars:

  • You know you're in a ritzy gym when a woman in the locker room, wearing only a towel, is standing barefoot on African slate tile using a courtesy phone to order a salad from the cafe upstairs. – Cindy Rich, Washingtonian
  • The lighting creates a refreshing atmosphere...support columns have an art deco design...unique to the area in terms of its space-to-member ratio...two times the space that surrounding facilities provide... – Marianne Renner, Fitness Management
  • A disco ball dangles in the cycling studio, but it's anything but retro. You can squeeze in a workout anytime, thanks to on-demand videos of past classes. – Vicky Hallett, Express Night Out

A Bicep by Any Other Name

Results Gym carefully chose its name to convey how seriously the gym will help you pursue your personal fitness goals. Once you’ve achieved results to your own liking, you might find that the transformation is so complete that it warrants a name change of your own. Fortunately, Groupon’s dedicated team of dietary taxonomists has compiled a list of the most logical and appropriate names for fit people. Take your pick from:

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The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jan 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. 3 per person. Redeem for punch card by 1/13/10. Punch card does not expire. No replacement/refund for lost/stolen cards. Must present photo ID at each visit. Not valid with other offers. No cash back. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Results Gym


Exercisers spread throughout spacious workout areas at Results Gym which is as well known for their architecture as their athletic amenities, including choice of a dry or steam sauna, hot tub, and access to the latest in technologically advanced exercise equipment. In addition, massage-therapy, personal-training, nutrition-counseling services, and group fitness classes including cycling, yoga, Pilates, Chisel, Zumba, and karate are available. The 65,000 square-foot Capitol Hill location houses four international-sized squash courts, a full basketball and volleyball court, and a 38-foot climbing wall.

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