Tear down the wall of emotional wedgies and shattered punch bowls that separates you from your personal best; in its place, rebuild a wall of rippling muscle and self-confidence that no mean-spirited mailman can dismantle. Today's Groupon gets you 10 visits to Results Gym for $75 (a $150 value). After you redeem your Groupon, you'll get a 10-visit punch card that never expires, even if I Am Legend happens. Use your punch card at any Results Gym for access to state-of-the-art equipment and challenging group exercise classes. With four convenient locations—Dupont Circle, Capitol Hill, Mt. Vernon, and Downtown—it’s easy to swing by for serious fitness in a warm, friendly environment.
Each of Results Gym's stunning locations is designed to give you plenty of space to move in, and the gorgeous architecture and natural light will make your workout as refreshing and lovely as a well-shot martial-arts training montage. If you need a break from the sunlight and architecture, plug your headphones into the cardio theater to watch your favorite channel, or pump yourself up with commercial-free tunes while you show your elliptical who’s the boss (hint: you're the boss). The massive Capitol Hill location is complete with squash courts, an indoor rock-climbing wall, and inexpensive babysitting ($4 per hour, $6 for 1.5 hours) to keep your kiddies occupied while you sweat it out. The Downtown location features cutting-edge technology, including Expresso fitness bikes that let you race through a virtual course and a Hydroworx training pool, complete with underwater treadmill. Each location has something a little different to offer, and with your pulls-no-punches punch card, you can take advantage of them all. All locations offer a variety of group fitness classes, such as Pilates, step, cycling, abs, and more, taught by motivational and friendly experts.
Enjoy clean, airy locker rooms in a space wholly unlike the sweaty basement lairs and dens of inequity you recall from your high-school gym class. Each of Results' luxury locker rooms is fully stocked with all the soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, deodorant, and hairspray you need to go from sweaty sultan to polished professional. The complimentary towel service means you can forgo your typical full-body blow dry, significantly reducing your carbon footprint.
Don’t wait for motivational speakers, public-radio fundraiser pleas, or overbearing mail carriers to guilt-trip you into improving your fitness regimen. Get in shape with today's Groupon.
Note: You don't have to stay at one Results Gym location, you can hop around and use your punch card at all four.
Results Gym was the Washington City Paper Readers' Choice for one of the top three gyms in D.C. this year. Results won a Nova7 award for Best Innovation in Facility Design, Construction, and Decoration for its Dupont Circle location and a Robert L Herrema Award in recognition of the renovation of the historic building that houses its Capitol Hill locale. Results is also featured in The InTowner, Metrosports Washington, Voice of The Hill, Hill Rag, the Washingtonian, Local Life, Capitol Streets, Express Night Out, and elsewhere. Yelpers give the Capitol Hill, Mt. Vernon, and Downtown locations 4.5 stars, and the Dupont Circle 3.5 stars:
- You know you're in a ritzy gym when a woman in the locker room, wearing only a towel, is standing barefoot on African slate tile using a courtesy phone to order a salad from the cafe upstairs. – Cindy Rich, Washingtonian
- The lighting creates a refreshing atmosphere...support columns have an art deco design...unique to the area in terms of its space-to-member ratio...two times the space that surrounding facilities provide... – Marianne Renner, Fitness Management
- A disco ball dangles in the cycling studio, but it's anything but retro. You can squeeze in a workout anytime, thanks to on-demand videos of past classes. – Vicky Hallett, Express Night Out
A Bicep by Any Other Name
Results Gym carefully chose its name to convey how seriously the gym will help you pursue your personal fitness goals. Once you’ve achieved results to your own liking, you might find that the transformation is so complete that it warrants a name change of your own. Fortunately, Groupon’s dedicated team of dietary taxonomists has compiled a list of the most logical and appropriate names for fit people. Take your pick from:
- Jogguns T. Freeweight
- Buns Bronzebottom
- Will Power O’Candy
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- Tread Miller
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Exercisers spread throughout spacious workout areas at Results Gym which is as well known for their architecture as their athletic amenities, including choice of a dry or steam sauna, hot tub, and access to the latest in technologically advanced exercise equipment. In addition, massage-therapy, personal-training, nutrition-counseling services, and group fitness classes including cycling, yoga, Pilates, Chisel, Zumba, and karate are available. The 65,000 square-foot Capitol Hill location houses four international-sized squash courts, a full basketball and volleyball court, and a 38-foot climbing wall.