Long ago, Scottish polo players longed for a game where they could explore scenic terrain, ride an obedient mechanical horse, and wear more courageously plaid knickers. Marvel in their subsequent invention with today's Groupon at Rollandia Golf Center on Wilmington Pike. Choose from the following four options:

• For $7, you get one greens fee for Rollandia's 18-hole, par-3 golf course (a $15 value).
• For $6, you get a jumbo bucket of 153 balls for the driving range (a $12.50 value).
• For $4, you get a large bucket of 102 balls (a $9.50 value).
• For $3, you get a medium bucket of 51 balls (a $6.50 value).

Self-designated drivers head to Rollandia Golf Center to zigzag across more than 2800 yards of fairway or to bash balls in the heated and covered driving-range stalls. Players can rent pull or riding carts ($3–$8.50) to haul dizzy clubs to both men's and women's tee boxes. Open year round, the driving range shelters iron mavens while they send dimpled orbs into orbit. With more than 300 yards of green real estate before them, golfers try to put more distance between themselves and their affiliated small white spheres than the earth after yet another drunken lunar outburst.